What I thought about this funny quotes

"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man." - Lana Turner

A successful man is Najib & a successful woman is Rosmah

"I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat" - Will Rogers

Ibrahim Ali a.k.a katak

"Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them." - P. J. O'Rouke

Minister Datuk Seri Mohammed Nazri Abdul Aziz

"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts." - Albert Einstien
UMNO Selangor attack on PR Selangor regarding water issue.

"I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way." - Carl Sandburg
Zahid Ibrahim after resign from PR, founding of KITA party.

"My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me." - Winston Churchill

Datuk Bung Mokhtar Radin 2nd married with Zizie Izette.

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good." - Steven Wright

Tun Mahathir Mohammed

"O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet." - Saint Augustine

Dato Sri Chua Soi Lek.

"A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know." - Laurence J. Peter

"Saya tidak tahu," kata Insp Farid Sairi ketika ditanya berhubung beliau tidak mengetahui bahawa hak berhimpun dijamin perlembagaan.

"One man's folly is another man's wife." - Helen Rowland

Rais Yatim

"I never said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

BN politic people.

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[TMI]Hasan Ali merepek lagi.

Assalamualaikum...

Aku tak tau la apa nak jadi ngan dia nih. Dah la kene pecat dari PAS, pastu tubuh NGO jalur tiga. Ceramah fitnah sana sini. Pastu suruh Mursyidul Am PAS, TGNA berundur. Pastu dia cakap dia tetap bersama parti PAS.

Apa nih? Dia nih kalau bagi kenyataan, lebih gila dari org gile je. Hampeh & tak boleh di terima dek akal pikiran org yg waras. Orang gila jumpa dia pun akan kata, dia nih (Hasan Ali) dah gila. Hahaha....itu org gila la yg cakap. Kalau org yg waras labelkan dia apa? Org yg lebih gila dari org gila...Hahaha...

Dia ingat lepas TNGA undur, pastu TG Dato Dr. Haron Din akan ambik dia balik ke? Jgn harap la...mintak2 apa yg aku cakap nih betul la. Tak tau plak tetiba TG Dato Dr. Haron Din berubah pikiran ambik dia balik...mana tau. Cite pasal politik, mcm2 boleh jadi beb... Mcm Tun Mahathir kene buang masa Tunku Abdul Rahman, dan di terima masuk balik semasa Tun Abdul Razak. Politik beb...mcm2 boleh jadi. So, aku harap jgn la terima org yg terlebih gila dari org gile nih masuk PAS balik, rosak parti PAS. Jgn di sebabkan nila setitik, rosak air 7 empangan kat Selangor...hahaha...

Wasallam...

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